My new sick blog

is right HERE!!!

Making sense

Please find more stuff that may not make sense here.

Hitler so gets it!!

More Nazisploitation...

Hitler Goes To Hollywood

a cool hat

...and sometimes all you really need is a really good BOOK, motherfucker!

This could very well be your last day on earth....

Today is also the day you need to purchase some of your christmas gifts HERE!

The sick things we do for love, baby....

Like it? Then why don´t you go here, motherfucker!

Sample page: ONLY THE DEAD

is a fully illustrated chapbook with poems by Wolfgang Carstens and artwork by Janne Karlsson. This literary hand grenade can be yours for only USD11 (includes shipping from Sweden to the US). Just hit the PayPal account svenskapache at gmail dot com
More info on this book here!!

Anyone for a threesome?

Here´s where you read THE HAND OF GOD for free: ISSUU

POKEMON THIS!!

More Janne Karlsson madness here!!!

DONALD TRUNK

More of Karlsson´s work here!

Back Door Man

Want to experience more Karlsson madness for FREE?

Then check out one of my books here on issuu

SAMPLE PAGE Wide Asleep Fast Awake

Surreal poetry by Adrian Manning, illustrated by Janne Karlsson. Bottle of Smoke Press. Purchase your very own copy here

ONLY THE DEAD, Carstens/Karlsson illustrated chapbook

...still copies left of the second print run. Order it thru PayPal for only USD11 (includes shipping from Sweden to North America). Address: svenskapache@gmail.com

For Granny

Dreaming of a better world?

well, here it is!

Introducing Raving Ruth...

...and kindly invites you to discover my books here

THE HAND OF GOD

...is a collection of god-fearing cartoons. Read it for FREE right here!!

Free chapbook: THE HAND OF GOD

Read it FOR FREE here on ISSUU

THE ART OF VOMIT

Sample page from THE ART OF VOMIT (Epic Rites Press 2015)

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Feelin´groovy?

Need some cool and kinky literature for the beach this summer? Then go here!

The Torch of Stupidity

Marketing and promoting...

...yourself and your books is an ugly game you can´t win. Nevertheless you need to sell your fucking books, cause if you don´t, all this is for nothing. A waste of time. I don´t need "likes", cheers, or love/hate-emails. I need your MOTHERFUCKING money. And you, my dear friend, you need yourself a motherfucking BOOK!

Put your trust....

...in the hands of Jesus, and by all means, read my newest chapbook for FREE on ISSUU right fucking HERE!

Hungry for more....?

Support the underground!

DEATH!

Words by Canadian grenade thrower Wolfgang Carstens

METAL BEFORE MAGGOTS, Free chapbook

Read it here!

FREE CHAPBOOK: Smokin´your soul like a goddamn cigarette!

Read it HERE!

Punk son-of-a-bitch

An old one...

DAVETOPIA´S review of Only the Dead

Read it here!

Buy the book here!

Mindfulness, motherfuckers!!

Why not take the time and meditate over ducks turned saints?
When you´ve done that, pay this Place a visit. Who knows, you might find something highly affordable...?

Sample page from BURN by John Yamrus

BURN by the legendary John Yamrus, fully illustrated by Janne Karlsson. 32 pages. 12 new poems. 12 new illustrations. USD11 (includes shipping to the US), through PayPal at svenskapache at gmail dot com

BURN by John Yamrus

Chapbook, 32 pages. 12 poems by John Yamrus, the brilliant master of brief in-your-face poetry, fully illustrated by Janne Karlsson. USD11 includes shipping to the US. PayPal address: svenskapache (at) gmail (dot) com
Remember to write your postal address in the message line.

More info here: BURN

ONLY THE DEAD sample page

From the poem "All", written by Wolfgang Carstens, illustrated by Janne Karlsson.
Wanna read the poem in its entirety? Get your own copy for only USD 11 (shipping included). PayPal: svenskapache (at) gmail (dot) com
Don´t forget to write your mailing address on the message line.

ONLY THE DEAD, the only chapbook you´ll ever need.

Why? Because it deals with the most important aspects of Life. That is, Death.
Brilliant poetry by the mad Canadian torpedo launcher Wolfgang Carstens, fully illustrated by Janne Karlsson. Second print run. USD 11 covers both book and shipping from Sweden to the US.
PayPal address is svenskapache (at) gmail (dot) com.
Don´t forget to write your mailing address in the message line.
More info on this book here: www.svenskapache.se

FREE CHAPBOOK: SMOKIN´ YOUR SOUL LIKE A GODDAMN CIGARETTE

OK, it´s out now! 27 pages of social commentary from a slightly twisted point of view. And it´s FREE, motherfuckers!
Only thing you need to do, is email me at svenskapache (at) gmail (dot) com and I´ll send you the PDF as an attachment. No spam, no viruses, no bullshit.
This I´m doing only to be able to attract new readers, of whom a small percentage will hopefully buy my print books.
Yes, even artists have to eat and pay their bills....

Slashing the alphabet....

....one letter at a time!

Strange birds have strange dreams....

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I owe you...

http://weirderary.com/2016/03/17/eye-o-u-by-janne-karlsson/

I see....

http://weirderary.com/2016/03/17/eye-c-by-janne-karlsson/

EMBRACING THE FLAMES -FREE DOWNLOAD

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Wake up and smell the coffee

Previously published in Hash and Pumpkins.

writing on the wall

A sample from the chapbook GRAPHIC POEMS (Svensk Apache 2014).
If you want to treat yourself with a copy, just hit my PayPal address svenskapache (at) gmail (dot) com with USD11, which includes shipping to the US.

BLOOD AND BENZO

Pop music

Street Life

Previously published in several different street papers for the homeless in the US and Canada.

All great poets are alcoholics

With that being said, support my drinking by ordering my books. www.svenskapache.se

Jack Daniel's

In collaboration with J.J. Campbell. www.evildelights.blogspot.com

The aliens bring sausage

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KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

..and purchase a book, will you!
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EMBRACING THE FLAMES-FREE DOWNLOAD

Just a reminder here. You do know you can read the entire book without even touching your goddamn wallet, now don´t you? Embracing the Flames download

SMOKIN´ YOUR SOUL LIKE A GODDAMN CIGARETTE
is the title of an upcoming PDF-book from Svensk Apache Press.
Planned release is in April 2016.
Poetry and artwork by Janne Karlsson.
Feel free to preorder your FREE copy by shooting an email to
svenskapache at gmail dot com

BURN by John Yamrus.

Fully illustrated by Janne Karlsson. Svensk Apache Press 2015. This chapbook is a must for any lover of real as rain-poetry. Purchase your own copy for only USD 11 (includes shipping from Sweden) PayPal address: svenskapache at gmail dot com

And -HEY! Don´t forget your mailing address!